Waiting Tables (The Waiter/Waitress Song) - The Very Nice Interesting Singer Man (Matt Farley)

Waiting tables.
Waiting tables.
Bringing the food to the hungry people.
Such a good job being a waiter.
Such a good job being a waitress.
Taking the orders.
Make sure you get it right.
Cause people get mad if you mess it up.
Then you bring the orders into the kitchen.
And they cook the food and they give it to you and you bring it to the table.
Make sure the water gets refilled.
You don’t want your customers to be thirsty.
Make sure they’re happy and you stop by and say,
“Are you happy? Is there anything I can do to make you happier?”
Oh yeah, waiting tables
You got a waiter.
You got a waitress.
You got to work hard.
Take orders.
Maybe you’ll get a nice bit tip.
Oh yeah, doing a good job bringin’ food to the hungry people.
Clearin’ the table when the stuff on the table doesn’t need to be there anymore.
Oh yeah, waiting tables. Doin’ such a good job.
Yeah, oh yeah.
Hopin’ Hopin’ Hopin’ for a big tip.