I Need a Financial Advisor (The Financial Advisor Song) - The Very Nice Interesting Singer Man (Matt Farley)

I need a financial advisor.
Oh yeah.
I need a financial advisor.
Oh yeah.
I don’t know what to do with all of my money.
I need somebody to tell me what I should do with it.
I don’t know how to invest all my money.
Should I put it into stocks?
Should I put it into bonds?
I need a financial advisor.
I have no idea what’s going on with the tax laws.
I need a financial advisor.
Someone who will help me with my long term and my short-term financial goals.
I don’t know what to do with all of this money.
I need somebody who will come and tell me what to do with all my money.
Oh yeah.
I need a financial advisor.